1. SUCCESS \u4ece\u5bf9\u6210\u529f\u7684\u5b9a\u4e49\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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\nA successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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\n2. FUTURE \u4ece\u5bf9\u672a\u6765\u7684\u770b\u6cd5\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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\nA man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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\n3. MARRIAGE \u4ece\u5bf9\u5a5a\u59fb\u7684\u770b\u6cd5\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn\u2019t.
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\nA man marries a woman expecting that she won\u2019t change! And she does.
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\n4. DRESSING UP \u4ece\u7a7f\u793c\u670d\u7684\u573a\u5408\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
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\nA man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
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\n5. NATURAL \u4ece\u5bb9\u8c8c\u7684\u771f\u5b9e\u5ea6\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nMen wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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\nWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.
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\n6. NAMES \u4ece\u670b\u53cb\u95f4\u7684\u79f0\u547c\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nIf Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
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\nIf Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
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\n7. EATING OUT \u4ece\u5916\u51fa\u5c31\u9910\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nWhen the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it\u2019s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
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\nWhen the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
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\n8. MONEY \u4ece\u82b1\u94b1\u8d2d\u7269\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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\nA woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\u2019t need, but it\u2019s on sale.
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\n9. CATS \u4ece\u5bf9\u732b\u7684\u6001\u5ea6\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nWomen love cats.
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\nMen say they love cats, but when women aren\u2019t looking, men kick cats.
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\n10. BATHROOMS \u4ece\u6d74\u5ba4\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
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\nThe average number of items in the typical woman\u2019s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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\n11. ARGUMENTS \u4ece\u4e89\u8bba\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA woman has the last word in any argument.
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\nAnything a man says after that\u2026is the beginning of a new argument.
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\n12. OFFSPRING \u4ece\u5bf9\u5b69\u5b50\u7684\u6001\u5ea6\u770b\u2026\u2026
\nA woman know all about her children. She knows about romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
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\nA man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
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